Things my dog does that would be creepy if she was my boyfriend.

1. Sits across the coffee table and stare at me for hours while I watch TV. 
2. Sticks her nose in my crotch so I can waggle her ears. 
   
3. Sits on my bed for god knows how long in the morning, willing me to wake up and give her breakfast. 
4. Goes to sleep on the bathmat while I have a shower. 
5. Obsessively licks my friends.
6. Requires me to pick up her poo.

See? Dog = cute. Boyfriend = creepy.

 I am now using facebook status updates as blogs to keep my blog functional. It's a bit sad.